DORDOR: Dorlist's Legacy

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“Draw!” Shouted the announcer from his place off to the side of the middle of the arena. Mathias and Fiona stood on palms opposite one another, a vast canyon of light between them. Each drew their hand, seven cards, and nodded their readiness to the announcer. “Very good! According to IDGAF regulations, the challenger goes first!”

Not one for showmanship, Mathias drew one more card from his deck, selected a card from his hand and casually tossed it toward the field. The card shifted and morphed until it became an amorphous, dark mass some distance from the raised hand that served as his dorlest’s platform. “I rupture in a Player Card back up.” It was a classic opening, one PC ruptured with it’s back up and two traps, if the dorlest had the hand for it. “And I skystep three cards.” Three more cards were casually tossed out, each materializing onto the field as shimmering squares, neatly lined up behind the amorphous blob. The floating numbers of light behind him that marked his LOLIs shivered, lowering from 5000 to 4950. “Your move, Fiona.”

The problem was… she didn’t.

“I end my turn.” she said, drawing a card, her eyes steely and veiled. Murmurs went through the crowd. Doing nothing on the first turn was not an unheard of tactic - but to do so at this level of competition? Unheard of. “What’s the matter, Mad?” Fiona said, the corner of her lips lifting slightly. “Not afraid to hit a defenseless girl, are you?”

He drew again, not even looking at the new card as he leveled his gaze at the woman with a disinterested, blank stare. “I am no fish, Fiona.” He tossed out another card, “I rupture in Devin - The Uncomfortably Weird Thief in acrobatic stance.” This time as the card fluttered onto the field, it burst into a bright ball of light before reformining into a dark haired, confused looking young man. He stood a bit awkwardly on the field, next to the amorphous blob, but obliged the stance command by standing on one foot with his arms raised up above his head. “And I skystep one more.” A fourth shimmering square appeared behind the the two Player Cards. “Your move.” Another fifty LOLIs were detracted from his total.

“Not attacking?” she said, smirking. She drew a card. “I activate the card Overstepping. This allows me to select 4 Domain-related cards from my deck and discard them to the Vri’s Domain. I choose Transmutation: Identity, Transmutation: Corrosion, Transmutation: Shapecraft, and Transmutation: Galvanize. End turn.”

The crowd murmured. Transmuation cards were a staple in several of her known decks. Throwing them away into Vri’s Doman so early in the match had several of her less dedicated fans already questioning her decision. Mathias knew better.

Drawing his next card, Mathias’s voice rang clear and calm across the field. “As I am sure you are aware, when neither side attacks for the first four stages at the start of the game, Devin - The Uncomfortably Weird Thief activates his Narrative Ascension: I’m a Sneaky Thief. This allows Devin - The Uncomfortably Weird Thief to transform himself into any card on the field.” With a wave of Mathias’ hand, the small dark haired man let out a giggle before he exploded into a mess of gelatinous, amorphous goo. “Your move.”

Again, the crowd murmured, neither side giving them explosive show they’d all payed fifty rares to attend.

“Draw.” she said. “I activate Krome Parasites - Velaine’s Legacy. Three Poverty tokens are ruptured onto your side of the field, taking up the rest of your Player Card zones. You have to pay the LOLIs for it though.” Mathias’ LOLIs decreased immediately after she spoke as a trio of chubby Velaines popped up on his side of the field, balanced precariously on their huge bellies. One of them even had the gall to wave at him. “End turn.”

Mathias didn’t seem to react at all to the three new tokens. If anything, his lips seemed to turn in the just slightest of smiles. He drew his card, again, not even glancing at it to see what it was. “Poverty tokens?” All three of the little pin-headed, rotunded flesh balls wobbled their way to turn and face him, their wide eyes churning between blue and aquamarine. “I activate the Ability Card: Rags to Riches. Any Poverty tokens are now Delroth’s Favored Ravens, and vice-versa.” The three Velaines began to expand, their faces growing red and confused before- pop -in their place drifted three dark plumed ravens. “And, as you know, when Delroth’s Favored Raven appears on the field, the dorlest with the lowest LOLIs receives a blessing of 1000 LOLIs per Delroth’s Favored Raven.”

The numbers behind him shimmered for a moment before the previous 4750 shot up to 7750. “I do not need to remind you that Delroth’s Favored Raven cannot be affected by anything but a Blessing.” The crowd let out a cheer of surprise at the unexpected shift of fortune. “I then skystep one more card onto the field and end my turn.” A total of five shimmering squares now floated behind the three ravens and two ambiguously amorphous blobs.

“Keep digging your Vri’s Domain, mad man.” Fiona said, completely unconcerned with the turn of events. “Because sooner or later, Vri’s Domain is all you’ll know.”

“We shall see.”

“Draw.” and Fiona did just that in a sudden, needlessly dramatic way, swiping her card all the way up to rest at her eye level. She peeked at it, and a visible, blinding sparkle illuminated her eye. She placed the card into her hand. “I activate Moseke’s Blessing.” she said. “I select up to five Player Cards on your field to be destroyed. For each Player Card destroyed, you gained 1000 LOLIs. I choose them all.”

“Oh?”

Both of the amorphous blobs shivered, the shadows fading away to reveal two dark haired, absurdly short and maybe malnourished young women. The crowd murmured in astonishment, and though Mathias said their names aloud, he needn't have. “You have activated my Faith Augustin - Unbranded and Unchained but Rebound and Rechained. As you know, this Player Card is an Adored of Moeske in the Emean Reverse History of the Idalos Soladi edition. Because of its Blessing, it negates the destruction of any Player Cards on my side of the field with the exception of any Noth - Prince of Eternal Mercy Player Cards-”

“I activate Prince’s Cave from my hand. By discarding it to Vri’s Domain, I can negate the negation of any Faith cards-”

Mathias casually flicked his wrist in Fiona’s direction as one of the shimmering squares that denoted his skystepped cards blinked out of existence. “And I activate my skystepped Throw a Door and/or Chair in His General Direction, which reverses the effects of any Nobility based Ability Cards-”

“That ruling isn’t official. Prince may be his moniker, but he’s a gutter bird.”

“According to the Flavor Text Hearings of Finn Ashbroken VS the People, both Prince’s Cave and The Prince of Eternal Mercies’ Love for the Black Winged Master of Discipline are legally considered to be Nobility Cards as of 716.”

There was a brief moment of silence as the crowd waited for the announcer’s ruling, who’s nose was currently burrowed in an absurdly thick tome. After about five bits, he straightened up and called loudly into his gloves, “That is… correct!” The crowd exploded into a mix of outrage and excitement, but Mathias calmly stared at his opponent, ignoring anyone or anything else.

She didn’t grind her teeth but he somehow got the impression that she did.


“The benefits of using an outdated deck. I am intimately familiar with all rulings and procedures regarding DORDOR.” He cleared his throat. “As I was saying: which reverses the effects of any Nobility based Ability Cards and drains one thousand LOLIs from the opposing dorlest if said dorlest has no Player Cards on the field.”

“I’m surprised you didn’t take the offer of LOLIs, mad man.”

“Oh. I did.” The points behind both of them shimmered, Fiona’s falling to 4000 while Mathias’ rose to 12,750. “As you interrupted me before I could finish explaining: when Faith - Unbranded and Unchained but Rebound and Rechained’s Moeseke Blessing is activated, it not only prevents the destruction of my Player Cards - with the exceptions previously stated - but it allows any and all benefits that would be given to me by an opposing dorlest to proceed as usual. My Player Cards are not destroyed, but I still gain the benefit of the LOLIs from your Moseke’s Blessing.”

“Impossible!” Fiona said, eyes widening. The depths of her blunder has begun to fully sink in.

He knew he wasn’t ahead just yet, but his calm grey eyes flashed with a silent challenge nonetheless. “Are you finished with your turn, Fiona?”

“I have no choice then,” she said. “I activate the Domain Tier system. For each turn I have not summoned a player card, I am able to bypass a Tier Player Card and rupture in a higher level tier Player Card. I rupture in Faceless Etherist - Expert.” Her LOLIs fell accordingly.
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A girl that was definitely not Fiona in a cheap mask popped up onto the field.

She was playing a bona fide Transmutation deck? That was odd. Transmutation’s problems in the meta were well known among all seasoned players: it moved slow, it relied too much on Tier Player Cards that hampered its aggro capabilities in the early game, and its Support Cards were all over the place in terms of utility. It didn’t pack much of a punch and all of its trump cards were either too costly to bring to the table or had too absurd rupturing conditions.

“I activate Transmutation: Ether Missile. Normally, this card would destroy one Player Card on your side of the field. With an etherist on the field, I can instead take out two Player Cards. I will have your Faiths, Mads!” she asserted.

Mathias raised a brow, but did nothing as the girl that was definitely not Fiona in a cheap mask launched two shimmering bolts of energy at the much shorter, much frailer dark haired women. “So be it.” They both let out a shriek as the missile tore through their bodies, faces contorted in agony as the scent of sizzling, corroded flesh filled the air. Lifelessly, they fell to the ground, their blood seeping out in dual pools of crimson that stained the bright, white light of the palms that made up the field. “Is that all?”

“No! I attack your ravens with my Etherist! Because she’s an Expert Tier Player Card, she can attack three times in a row! Go, Transmutation’s Zenith! Etheric Flash Cannon of Judgement’s Blazing Rapture!”

The Etherist began emitting light, raised its outstretched palms, started screaming as a ball of scorching light materialized in its hand. Charged to the size of a melon, the ball was released, lazily drifting towards the other side of the field before detonating.

The three transformed Velaines, like the Krome treasury, were consumed by the blinding light. Those in the crowd, in favor of Fiona let out a victorious roar, but those who knew Mathias’ deck well merely stood with arms crossed and smug smiles on their faces. When the light faded, the Ravens remained, drifting in place in the air as serenely as before.

“Fiona. You surprise me. Delroth’s Favored Raven, as I said before, cannot be affected by anything but a Blessing.” There was the slightest hint of pity in his voice, but whether it was intended or not? She could tell. Not that she really cared all that much. “Unfortunately for you, attacking Delroths Favored Raven with anything other than blessing activates their hidden Narrative Ascension.”

The ravens let out a shriek, one after the other, before they each fell to the ground, their bodies bubbling and shifting and morphing into one mass. In the next moment, it rose to stand: a man with brown hair so dark it bordered on black with eyes of hazel. “They graft to form Victor Amielle: The True King of Lysoria and Champion of Delroth.” The six foot, one hundred sixty pound man that now stood on the field extended a hand to the sky, out of which materialized a monstrous bird who gently glided down through the air to alight upon his flawless forearm. “And, of course, his Blessing allows him to blink in The Roc of Delroth token.” Blinks, unlike rupturings, were a special form of card placement that circumvented the typical rupturing format. His LOLIs remained where they were.

Fiona squinted. She squinted hard. She squinted so hard her eyes seemed to disappear into her face.

“Thanks to Victor’s secondary Blessing, Full Coffers, his Combat Stance’s strength is increased one Skill Point for every LOLI I possess over five thousand.” Victor’s casually toned body began to increase in muscular to the point where his head seemed very much like an exquisitely attractive pea upon a mountain of over-built exquisitely alluring flesh. “That would give him a grand total of ten thousand seven hundred-fifty Skill Points-”

“Excuse me!

”-in his Combat Stance.”

There was a collective “Ohh.” from the audience.

“Now,” Mathias casually dropped one of the cards from his hand. “I activate from my hand the Ability Card: Familiar’s Envy. Though normally The Rock of Delroth cannot enter Combat Stance-”

“Excuse me!”

“-When it is blinked onto the field as a token until two turns after its arrival, Familar’s Envy allows it to attack on the same turn it was blinked in, taking a penalty to its Acrobatic Stance Skill Points.” The shimmering aura around the monstrous bird faded slightly. “Now, The Rock of Delroth will destroy your Faceless Etherist - Expert, thanks to its Narrative Ability: I’m a Fuckin’ Big Bird, which bypasses all-”

“EXCUSE ME!”

“If you have a card to play, Fiona, you know very well how to do it.”
Fiona flashed the card ‘Rynmereian Crusade: Last Day of Homosexuals’. Even from his distance, the card was, perhaps, one of the most notoriously controversial cards in the entirety of DORDOR. He could have recognized it in the middle of hail storm after having his eyes gouged out and forced to seek someone to forcibly insert inside of him a rupturing spark so he might see again. How she managed to get her hands on a card that not even he could buy for inordinate amounts of souls, he couldn’t even begin to imagine.

Well played, Fiona.

“Oh.”

“Yeah. Oh away. And that’s not all. I activate Nameless Etherist - Expert’s second Narrative Ascension! After destroying at least one monster with a spell card, I can discard one card from my hand in order to select the Domain Card: Major Fracture from my deck.”

A card he knew all too well would spell his doom if he was not careful popped out from her deck and whooshed to her hand. Transmutation control decks had one major thing going for them: they had some of the most absurd field spells in the entire DORDOR metagame.

“I activate Major Fracture from my hand.”

The air around the palms, the stadium, the skies above them shimmered once, twice, thrice, each time allowing more and more ‘cracks’ of color to seep into the canvas that was reality. Gleaming, feral eyes and flashes of things that shouldn’t be appeared and disappeared in these cracks as they became more permanent, and the light between the palms was twisted, dragged up into a towering pillar of vibrance.

She was going to say it.

“Once per game, Major Fracture can switch our LOLIs.”

He was fortunate that he hadn’t attacked and taken the obvious bait. His situation could have been a whole lot worse. LOLI reversal decks were too unpredictable to bring to a real game, but Major Fracture has so many other advantages to it that this was a mere prelude to the horror it could wrought. Firstly, everytime Major Fracture would be destroyed, Fiona could simply discard a card from her hand to negate its destruction. Secondly, Major Fracture increased the power of all mage family Player Cards by 1000. Thirdly, Major Fracture ruptured in one Fracture Critter token to the side of her field once per turn. And fourthly-

“Turn end.”

Right. She couldn’t use its last two abilities on the turn it was activated. Still, it put a bit of damper on his Player cards if the situation were to continue.


“All your LOLIs now belong to me, Mathias. Save yourself the hassle and give up.”

There were exactly three and one half trills of silence before Mathias spoke, and when he did, there was the distinct sound of amusement in his voice, something that, had it come from any normal person, would have been charming or disarming. When it came from Mathias, there was something undeniably sinister about the sheer level of emotion. “Well, Fiona. Finally you decide to do something interesting.” Drawing yet another card from his deck, eyes fixed on his opponent, his lips parted into a wide, toothy grin, yet the expression, like all those before it, never once touched the burning brightness of his eyes. For the first time, there were some theatrics to his stance. The manner in which he pulled the card from his hand. The slight flair of his wrist as the card was tossed onto the field. “I rupture in-”

“I’m sorry, Mad Man, could you say that a bit louder?” The announcer interrupted, shouting loudly through his twelve alchemically enhanced Fameous Gay™ Announcer’s Gloves.

“I said, I rupture in-”

This time, the crowd, collectively, bellowed out a thunderous, “What?!”

“I said I rupture in-”

Fiona coughed loudly. Loudy enough to drown out the name of whatever card he was able to play. “I’m sorry, come again?”

Mathias opened his mouth and in his loudest voice said, “I rupture in-”

-FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DORDOR SEASON 2: BOOSTER PACK INFLATION CRISIS OF THE SHADOW REBELLION OF PROVIDENCE.
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It finally came to me when I was reading this one. Digimon, right? Very well done parody, I must say. Weaving inside jokes into the card names and effects is simply the best, despite most being utter asspull garbage. I am certain that Mads had hired spies to figure out Zipper's deck composition, else he could not have countered most of Zipper's cards at all, especially her parasites or her sweeper. That, or Zipper is just utter garbage at deckbuilding herself. Three times Etzos champ my ass.

Anyway. Well done on the plot convenient contrivances this story was based on. I look forward to reading more Yokai Watch threads, and I'll die happy if there's a season three announced. Unless it's done by A-1 or Toei. 4Kids is preferable.

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