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24 Vhalar 718

Chimes suspended along invisible, gossamer strings hung in the empty, unmoving air, their gentle ringing tones reverberated throughout the dull monochrome landscape of stone and lazily flowing water. In the far distance, shrouded by a misty grey fog, rose mountains tall and twisted - their forms softened by the obscurity of distance. Around the small, steadily rippling pool of water, bare toes gripping the cool flagstone that lined its edge, three figures breathed slow and steady to the rhythm of the humming metal bowl and stick in the old monkey’s hands.

Its pale red lips parted, revealing massive white teeth and fangs a trill before it screamed out a series of unintelligible, grating noises, smashing the iron stick against the edge of the bowl. The irregular beat of the sudden discordant mix of the peaceful chimes, the erratic hum of the bowl, and the red-face, purple-nosed primate howling at the top of its lungs washed over the two figures who remained still, eyes closed, breath filling and fleeing from the chests and they rose and fell.

Overhead, the sky began to darken. Clouds, heavy and wet, formed in gradual swirls, yet there was no wind - only the screeching monkey as the chimes quieted and the bowl was violently tossed into the small pool with a splash. Cool, clear droplets of water spackled the plain white hempen pants both of the figures wore, damping the fabric but doing little to distract them from their focus, as the monkey began to jump up and down, its already absurdly loud voice growing all the more intense.

Then, it began to rain.

“Matiasu-kun,” The first meditating figure was a woman of short hair and sharp eyes. She wore a pink robe covered with great white lilies and soaring dragons. Her voice was not her own; it was alien to both her and the common tongue she spoke. It struggled to find words and she didn’t know why. Maybe she was feeling under the weather from a long, arduous night of intense competitive calligraphy. “Do you know why we are doing this desu ka?”

“Mochiron desune, Jippa-sensei.” The second meditating figure was a young man of loosely curled, dirty blonde locks and bright - too bright - grey eyes that slowly opened as he replied. He wore a simple dark blue pleated robe that was accented with pale white cherry blossom flowers along its bottom-most hem. His voice was not his own; it was foreign and strange and unlike either language he was meant to speak. It seemed to push too hard, finding accents where there were none and forcing those where they should not have been. Perhaps he was fatigued from his morning’s bamboo sword tournament that he had spent the last two days learning the mastery of during a colorful and musical montage of dedication and knowledge. “But… tabun… it is best you tell me what is on your mind, onegaishimasu.”

Jippa. Matiasu. Calligraphy. Bamboo tournaments.

“It is kendo, sensei.” Matiasu admonished, chiding her thoughts for their inaccuracy, his eyes suddenly, almost charicaturely, intense. “Your teachings have informed me that though the tree may bend to the wind, it cannot face its foe for that is its nature. In Nature. Is good pun, ho ho ho!”

It was not.

“Yes, it was.”

Why were her thoughts his and his thoughts hers? Where did it start and where did it end? Did he know that at the end of her intense calligraphy tournament from which she had emerged victorious, she had mounted her opponent, a man-sized celestial sparrow with attractive eyebrows, and-

“-made love to her under the half-veiled moon.” Matiasu nodded knowingly. “It was so kirei, I was overwhelmed with emotion, ē to.”

Despite herself, Jippa blushed. “In love and war, the vanquished must give way to the victor. It is known.”

“It is known.” He didn’t need to nod, it was implied in his words.

He nodded anyway.
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All the while, the monkey continued to scream at the oblivious pair. Its wide, dark eyes bulged from the effort, and it’s ruddy features had taken a turn towards crimson. The rains continued to fall, the gentle hiss of their doomed, fragile bodies splintering against the unmoving, unforgiving stone of the ground did little to drown out the monkey’s mounting, desperate rage, serving only to provide a paradoxically calm backdrop to its ignored performance.

“Matiasu-kun, there are two universes in all things under heaven and earth. This tranquil sight borned from peach and flowers we call the Universe of Peace, the Heiwa no Uchū. In it, we meditate, we find ourselves, we lose ourselves in scripture, and we give back to the cycle of peace through the classical arts. This is the Way of White, the Shiro no Michi, Matiasu-kun, where the dark moon is vanquished and the-” she frowned, picked up a piece of parchment that said “List of Covenants” but was written as “聖約のリスト”, scrutinized it for a moment, before putting it back down. “-Arudoritchi Chūjitsuna Hitobito is fulfilled by the Blue Sentinels, the Aoi Senchineru. So it goes. Such is the light of our ephemeral lives, deshi.”

Hair darkened by the falling rain, it remained exactly in the same place it had been before - loosely curled but clearly wet now because there were defined lines where the water dripped down from the locks. “And what, sensei,” Matiasu began, brows knitting in thought as the monkey’s screams rose ever higher. “Is the second universe?”

Jippa’s face darkened and Matiasu winced, an exaggerated motion wherein he physically recoiled before standing straight once more to hear what she had to say; she had been neglecting her routine of heaven-touched Chamomile and spirit rose petals. Her radiance was fading. “It is the Universe of War, the Sensō no Uchū, Matiasu-kun, where great engines of battle clash against each other without permission from the Great Ancestors, the Shibito, looking down upon us. A great demon of conflict, Watashi Wa Akumadearu, raised himself from the earth and took the guise of a charismatic koi fish and called himself Hanasu Sakana. A merchant chanced upon him and he said, ‘What is my valuation, my friend?’ and the merchant said, ‘It is high. May I sell you?’ and from that single act brewed greed - don'yoku - in the heart of man. Watashi Wa Akumadearu was passed from merchant to feudal lord to merchant again, each time leaving ruin and broken bloodlines in his wake.” Jippa was shaking now, barely repressed tremors quaking through her hands as the rain slid slowly down her cheek at a speed that was completely unmatched to the rate at which it fell around her. “I wish to tell you that Watashi Wa Akumadearu was vanquished, deshi. I wish with all the hearts in my lineage and the lineage of my siblings, but it was not meant to be. He opened a ramen shop so good, he became untouchable by man or blade alike, the legendary Saikyō no Nūdoruman - this is not a poorly worded prophecy, deshi. There is no loophole here. He is big business and the world is small.”

He couldn’t see her eyes but she made a sound very much like an angry puppy denied her mother which was lost in the screeching cacophony of the monkey’s hysteria. Her spirit was broken by the fall of good against evil.

“My spirit is not broken by the fall of good against evil.” she retorted. But there was no conviction in her voice.
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“Sensei!” Matiasu turned then, breaking their powerful warding stance that had been keeping the monkey demon at bay, overcome with a complete lack of emotion. “I am tired. I do not want to fight this akuma any longer.”

The monkey, finally freed, launched itself forward, its cries at last reaching their apex as it sailed through the air.

Too slow.

Jippa disappeared in a blur, reappearing with the inexplicable sound of light tearing behind the great white ape and sheathed her katana, which had been drawn forth from somewhere within her robes, surely, though there had been no sign of it at all before. The monkey turned around slowly, disbelieving, uttering a single, pained word, “Y-yamero…” and then another, “B-bu-bakana…” and then, wondering why it hadn’t died yet, decided to take the offerings provided by the universe and say more words, “Watashi wa tan'naru memori ni naru koto wa arimasen...”

He looked at Jippa, then at the deshi, and discovered that he still wasn’t dying yet. All three of them frowned and, simultaneously, broke into a cold sweat of uncertainty, even soaked as they were from the rain already. Jippa clearly strained to hold the bent-knee pose she had found herself being forced to maintain after striking the monkey and Matiasu still had his hand to his mouth in shock.

“Uh…” The monkey pondered hard, bringing his claws up to scratch his forehead. “Zehi ni oyobazu...?”

As if it had just spoken the ancient magical incantation of instant death, the infamous Kodai no Mahō no Shunkan Shi no Jumon, the monkey’s elbow exploded in a shower of blood that neither Jippa nor Mathias could actually see, and fell to the ground with his neck impaled upon his own sword that he didn’t have until two trills ago, if at all before.

Neither sensei nor deshi seemed to notice his passing. It was the blade that drew the eyes of the student to the master.

“What celestial blacksmith forged that blade, sensei? Was it one of the great dragons? The Kajiya no Ryū?”

Jippa’s face darkened again, shadows cast over her features that seemed in no way possible given the diffused light that filtered through the rain clouds above them. It did, however, illuminate her blackheads. She really needed to follow her lotus root and yellow tea skincare routine. Her hand went to her sheathe as if to draw the blade, but she seemed to reconsider at the last moment. “The blade’s name is Katana no Katana, Subete no Katana o Owara Seru Tame no Katana: the Katana to End All Katanas. When Watashi Wa Akumadearu was hunting for his last victim before retiring to Saikyō no Nūdoruman, he chanced upon a kabuki troupe of kappas who manufactured a divine substance known as Karmacite. There was a-

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DRESSED IN?”

There was no accent in those last seven, angry words. There was no tranquil peace in those furious eyes as disbelieving hands grabbed at the robe as if they were made of poison ivy. She tossed off the outer robe, leaving only the inner clothes of a some foreign land upon her back. “What kind of sick, backwater dream is this?”
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“Sen…” Mathias frowned and the rain froze still in the air around them. “Is that… a monkey?”

“I really, really don’t give a fuck.” Zipper said, kicking the robe over the horizon where it landed with a weirdly audible splash. “And you-”

“I have never seen a monkey before. Is this what they look like?” Mathias didn’t seem to be paying her much attention at all as he leaned in closer, brushing the frozen droplets of rain aside as he awkwardly knelt down, the heavy and wet fabric of his robes severely impeding his movements - but she was pretty fucking sure he was lucid.

“My prior sentence stands,” she said again, waving a dismissive hand towards the mangled corpse of the… monkey thing. “Get up and get out.” she said. “I’m trying something out and I need a willing participant.”

He seemed to listen to that; his bright eyes looked up at her with all the semblance of a bedraggled, abandoned puppy. “Does this mean-”

“Yes, yes, your proposal is accepted.” The impatience in her voice was only the tiniest hint of what she was feeling. “You listen, I teach, we’ll get along swimmingly.”

Rising to his feet, Mathias began to remove his robe, though he stopped halfway as he realized he wasn’t wearing anything underneath it and, instead, tied the arms around his waist, as if that had been his plan the entire time. “Then I am listening.”

“Then I teach.” Teach what? She was roving in the dark for her own answers. A god had come down, infected her with power she knew little about, and offered no tutelage or expectation.

“This… you meditate?” A hand pointed at the entire scene: the utterly bland landscape, the rain that didn’t touch them now, the dead monkey, the sword forgotten on the ground, the absurd circles filled with nonsensical symbols they had been standing the middle of before the monkey attacked them. “It’s quaint.”
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He blinked several times, clearly processing whether what she’d said was part of the lesson or not - let him figure it out himself. “Understanding my body - and my… soul - is a crucial part of abrogation.” As if it were an answer. He didn’t make any comment on the scene around them, and it was probably for the better. “Do you… not require such mastery in order to best utilize the abilities your spark allows you?” There was curiosity there, but it was difficult to suss out whether it was genuine or a thin, polite veil over biting sarcasm.

“Fortunately, some of us are blessed with abilities that do not require being cooped up in a dark room and trying to dream up mental strength from nothing.” Zipper said.

He stared with that stupid blank face of his for a trill longer than she would have liked before his bare, pale shoulders raised just slightly and fell back into place. “Perhaps it would do you well.” His head tilted just slightly, damped locks knocking several elongated drops of water off course as they hovered frozen in the silent air. “To help with your patience.”

If only the Dreambrand she had placed on him all those days back could snake up around his throat and throttle-

“Patience is a virtue of the undemanding, the unambitious.” Her shrug was not quite as casual as his. “Some of us are sharks, constantly moving, while others prefer the blank-headed content of sheep.” She was starting to suspect he was just bullshitting her about meditation’s wonders for his magic; a mage’s folklore passed down from his part of the world. Torvyn was always in a constant state of anguish… though that could be attributed to the fact that the only times he seemed to be aggrieved was when-

“Sheep?”

It was her turn to tilt her head. “Cattle.”

She could see it in his eyes. That fucking telltale spark of interest or confusion or whatever that singular emotion was he possessed when his spark wasn’t overworked to the point of exhaustion. “Cattle?”

“Livestock.”

He paused, his frown absurdly, genuinely thoughtful. “Like… pigs?”

“Sure, pigs.” What kind of weird, backwater place was Quacia that it lacked both beef and mutton? Did he live in desolation? “Not much livestock where you’re from? Do you thrive on vegetables and sweet despair?”

She wasn’t sure if she meant it as a joke or not - and, in all honesty, she also wasn’t sure if Mathias was joking in reply either. Though she had taken her entire body into the dream this time, Attunement was still denied her here. “Mushrooms, mostly.” There wasn’t a hint of humor in his calm, clinical tone, nor was there a suggestion of deception in his uncomfortably bright grey eyes that stared so unfalteringly into her own. “And blood.”

“Pig’s blood.”

He blinked. “No, just… blood.” There was another short pause as she waited for… anything more. “Blood blood.” He offered, completely unhelpfully.

“Clarify.” If he meant what she thought he meant…

“We bleed for the Wounded God,” he started, speaking slower than before as he considered how best to simplify his very clearly complicated barbaric religion in a way she might understand. He was failing, of course, and she shouldn’t have faulted him for trying. She did anyway. “And He sends us the bloodlights which fertilize and maintain Plenty-”

“Do you or do not eat people?”
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Here, for the first time, his hesitation didn’t seem to be one of thoughtful consideration as she had come to expect from him. She could see an answer there in his eyes - he knew it right away - but he didn’t immediately answer. When he did, his voice was still that infuriatingly empty, smooth calm that gave her so very little in the way of revealing exactly what was going on behind that too-bright stare of his. “I do not eat ‘people’, no.” Little, but still something.

They would never meet face to face. His dinnertime activities were his unsavory business.

She was disgusted, of course, but it was the disgust of someone who could not even comprehend the idea of how people went through their lives munching away at anything, pieces of food stuck between their gums, cheap ale eroding away at their gums. She had not eaten for arcs and it was the best gift Transmutation had ever given her.

She wondered whether she would have ever once been concerned with the fact that he was probably a cannibal for moral reasons. She didn’t know. She didn’t really need to know either way. He was, for the most part, rational, unemotional, and fairly compliant. Pepper defied her at every moral turn, Qit’ria’s vocabulary she would never get used to, and-

That was it. That was her list of candidates:

A fourteen year old who was probably eaten by some Emean horror from beyond the depths by now.

A savage from some gods-awful swamp that didn’t shave.

And a probable cannibal equipped with magekind’s most despised magic who served a religion that condoned man-eating, and who didn’t know what a sheep was. The last point was, remarkably, the most offensive part.

Okay then. This was the hand twisted Emea had dealt her.

“Let’s take a walk.” she said. He didn’t seem to mind the sudden shift in conversation - at least he did as he was told, for the most part - and fell silently into step beside her.
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Holy Fuck and Weirdass Shit. This was such a trip to read through. The way it swerved back into... something approaching common sense was both welcome and hilarious, although the whole... I don't even know WHAT genre that was beforehand, was brilliant. Somewhere between Takeshi Miike and Jim Jarmusch, with a dash of Kurosawa, methinks.

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