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...and Coyote (Eatimus chickenus)

67 Ymiden 721
”They look like wolf tracks,” Rosser Hopkins observed. Oram knelt down to look more closely. The prints did indeed resemble those of a wolf, yet something seemed off to the hunter. He pursed his lips skeptically as he looked back up at the older ranger.

”Wolves are rarely this aggressive towards settlements unless they’re starving or overcrowded,” he countered. ”I can’t think of any reason why that would be the case right now. There’s plenty to eat in the wilderness around here. Wild or feral dogs might attack like this; they more aggressive and less shy of people. Have you been able to account for any?”

Hop shook his head. A few people on the edge of town had complained of seeing more strays lately; someone had mooted the possibility that there were abandoned guard dogs from Slag’s Deep wandering the area, but both Hop and Oram were skeptical of the idea, and they hadn’t identified any likely sources for a sudden increase in feral dogs. And prison guard dogs would, Oram surmised, leave bigger tracks than these.

The canines in question had done more than go after chickens. They had attacked at least one good-sized herd dog, and had taken calves right out from under their mothers, in herds with good-sized bulls Oram himself would have hesitated to cross. The farmers hadn’t seen anything like it in recent memory. Neither had Oram.

”So, if not wolves and not feral dogs, what?” Oram thought a moment. ”Coyote,” he said at last. ”I’m thinking coyote.”

Hop looked at the traveler curiously. ”Alright, let’s say it’s coyote. Do you hunt them any differently than wolves?”

Oram shrugged. ”I’m not sure, to be honest. Closest I’ve ever hunted are fox. I’ve killed wolves before, when they tried to take my quarry, but I’ve never hunted them. Coyote aren’t really familiar to me.”

Hop smirked. ”If only somebody around here had a bunch of books about the fauna of Scalvoris to research,” he said slyly.

Oram sighed. He had grown more comfortable with reading and research books in the recent seasons, but he had not grown to enjoy it more. Smooglenuff was almost always surprisingly thorough; he was not as consistently entertaining. Oram was in for a dull trial.

There was nothing for it, though. With a resigned shrug, he nodded towards the Ranger Headquarters. ”Let’s go back, then. Maybe there’s a design for a coyote trap in one of those books.” He doubted it, though, and his glum tone showed it.
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Re: ...and Coyote (Eatimus chickenus)

I’m sure the Acmoo Company has something for this occasion…
The Smooglenuff books on Scalvoris flora and fauna did have a section on coyotes, but there was little to tell Oram about how they were to be hunted; there was certainly nothing about traps. The book on traps was in the possession of his brother Osric back in Scalvoris town, and Oram didn’t know if it had anything on coyote.

His next try was to ask the other rangers. Plenty of them hunted, and it turned out a few of them had been called on to deal with coyotes before. Eise Feyborn, the animal tamer, proved especially knowledgeable. Oram caught up with her in the kitchen.

”Hard to trap coyote,” she announced. ”They’re smart and suspicious, and have good eyesight. Best way I’ve heard about is to lure them with calls and then shoot them from hiding.”

”Decoys help, too,” muttered a scruffy-looking ranger who was ladling out soup.

Eise nodded. ”They can. But calls are really your best tool for drawing coyote.”

Oram frowned. ”You mean, like, coyote calls? Or prey sounds?”

The animal trainer thought a bit. ”Prey sounds are better. You say they’ve been going after calves? So maybe do a calf lowing.”

The other rangers in the kitchen paused, looking at Oram expectantly. The hunter scowled back at them.

”Go ahead. Might as well try a couple calls in front of people who’ve hunted coyote before.”

Looking at the woman dubiously for a couple trills, Oram tried a tentative, higher-pitched: ”Moooooo!”

Eise made a disgusted face and shook her head. ”No! No! Haven’t you ever been on a farm? Calves don’t have high-pitched voices like that. They’re higher pitched than full-grown cows, but only just. You’d have trouble telling a calf from a cow if you didn’t know them better. Try again.”

The other Rangers, which now included a couple from the adjoining canteen who had gathered at the door, nodded encouragingly to Oram. Hesitantly, he tried a deeper: ”Moooooo!”

Eise nodded. ”Better, but it needs to be louder. The coyote need to hear it from a ways off.”

”Yeah, louder!” somebody else encouraged.

Just knowing he was going to regret this, Oram tried again, louder: ”MOOOOOOO!”

”Maybe add a bit of a warble,” one of the bystanders suggested, starting to titter.

”Yeah, more vibrato,” another voice chimed in, whereupon several of the eavesdropping rangers burst into laughter.

Oram did not provide any more free entertainment for the Rangers, instead retreating irritably to his shack behind the main compound. He was going to be hearing moos behind him for the next several trials, he knew.
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Re: ...and Coyote (Eatimus chickenus)

…Or maybe that’s a decoy. Or a “dummy” lock box.
Oram spent most of the next trial scouting out sites near the farms the coyotes had been bothering. From his reading and asking around, the hunter decided that the best sites to hunt around would be meadows, especially ones that had been recently mowed, or recently partly mowed. And there would be plenty of meadowland wherever cows were raised.

Oram went around the farmland looking for tracks and scat, and finally found some along a promising approach. One problem with the location, though, was the lack of any cover for himself. Hunters sometimes constructed stands they could hide in, but Oram didn’t have time to do that, nor did he think the farmers would be too keen on the idea. The best chance for cover under the circumstances would be a windrow. Oram picked one reasonably close to a path along which he had seen coyote tracks and set up there.

He wore his recently acquired duplicity suit, setting its color scheme to match the greens and gold of the summer meadow he wished to blend into. He took his old straw hat and festooned it with a bit of extra hay, as well. The still-damp hay in the windrow was soft, and Oram lay atop it, his crossbow in front of him cradled in his forearms. From there, it was a matter of waiting. And mooing. And feeling like an idiot hoping no one was watching.

Luck was not on the traveler’s side this first trial. One coyote came, and Oram made the mistake of making his call when it was already close. This had the effect of making the animal suspicious. It stopped at the edge of the meadow, looking around. The canny canine got suspicious, then turned and left.

A second coyote arrived a break or so later, and it surprised Oram by coming down the other side of the windrow, towards which his feet faced. Swearing, the hunter had to sit up, stirring a pile of hay, to get his crossbow into firing position. This alerted the coyote, which previously hadn’t seen Oram, well-camouflaged as he was by the duplicity suit, and it turn and ran just as the hunter fired. The bolt hit, but only a graze on the rear flank. The coyote yelped, but still ran, bolt in its rump.

Swearing, Oram rose from his stand and tried to follow its trail. It did bleed a bit, but it obviously hadn’t been badly hurt enough to go down. It had probably made it all the way back to its den with Oram’s bolt stuck in its butt, whereupon it had most likely gnawed the bolt free and was now using it as a chew toy.

It was time, the hunter decided, to call it quits, at least for this site. He spent the next couple breaks riding the area on Mule, picking out a few more spots with the telltale tracks and scat, and selecting another site. This one was on a different farmer’s property, so he called at the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt coyote on his meadow. The farmer was, as it turned out, only too glad to be rid of the creatures, and to let Oram hunt them as long as he promised to stay out of the way.

Oram found another meadow with windrows, and picked out another stand for the following trial. When next he set up, he would do a couple things differently. First, he would lie along the length of the windrow, not across it. That way he wouldn’t have to scurry and stir up a bunch of hay should a coyote approach along the “wrong” side of the row. Second, he would try a decoy. The traveler had initially been skeptical of the idea that coyotes could be fooled or attracted by a decoy, but it occurred to him that it had a slightly different function: it gave the animal something to look at when it heard the call. So he would want a decoy that resembled a calf.

He wracked his brains for ideas of how best to make such a thing; he had never done so before. He would want some sort of pelt, maybe a wool blanket, and a white cloth for the head. But he would also want a frame to put these things on, something that would give it an animal shape. He did not trust his woodworking skills to bang together a suitable frame in one trial, and the sawhorses and other things he might borrow didn’t seem fit for purpose. Until he remembered Rocky.

“Rocky” was what Oram had named the stone horse that Saoire had gifted him on the same occasion as his duplicity suit. It could magically turn into a normal-sized horse that could be ridden and everything. But for his present purposes, Oram would use Rocky in its resting statue form. Thus, it was the right size and shape for a calf decoy. Once he had the idea of using Rocky, the rest of Oram’s decoy plan fell quickly into place, and he found himself picking up the pace as he rode back to the Ranger Headquarters, eager to test his idea while there was still light to work with.

He had remembered the somewhat mangled cougar pelt he had harvested so awkwardly in the Scalvoris mountains an arc ago. He still had it, and may have finally found a good use for it. It was just about the right size to cover Rocky in suitable-looking fur, and its chewed-up appearance might actually prove an advantage: perhaps a coyote seeing it would think it was an *injured* calf. Oram also put a bit of light-colored sacking over Rocky’s head. The final result did not look to Oram like any creature he would want anything to do with; it resembled a calf in appearance about as convincingly as Oram’s call did that of an actual cow. Yet he was satisfied that he had done as well as he could with what he had. Perhaps it would work, after all.
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The big re-veal
Oram got up just before dawn the next day to head out. He wanted to be in position within the first break after sunrise, as he figured that was when the coyote were most likely to be active. Still yawning by the time he arrived at the farm, he picked out a spot on a windrow, where this time he would lie along its length rather than across it. In the open field he set the decoy, Rocky draped in the cougar pelt. Hoping the coyotes would be more convinced by it than he was, Oram lay on the hay, his duplicity outfit still colored and patterned to blend in well with it. As long as he didn’t move too much, or the wind didn’t shift, the hunter was confident that, at very least, he would not be seen by the predators before he saw them. Then he waited.

After a few bits, he let out a tentative: ”Moo.”

That was too quiet, he decided, but he waited a few more bits before trying again: ”MOOOOO!”

About a quarter break passed, he guessed, and still he saw nothing. Again, he called out: ”MOOOOOOOO!!!” as loud as he dared try his voice.

If another quarter break had passed without his seeing anything, Oram and Rocky would have moved on to a different spot. Fortune, however, seemed to be on his side this trial. Ahead, he saw movement, a dun-colored form moving along the edge of the clearing of the meadow. Remembering what had happened yesterday, when he had made his call while the animal was in plain sight, Oram held still and waited, silent apart from his pounding heart, which he could only hope the coyote could not hear.

It saw the decoy, eyeing it mistrustfully for several trills as it paced back and forth at the hem of the meadow. Then, just as the hunter was about to give up hope, it began to slink forward. Oram waited until he was sure he could aim his crossbow at its flank. The blessing Xiur had placed upon his weapon was a mixed one: others might see the starlight spot and suspect something. He waited until he was fairly sure he already had a fairly good bead on the creature before activating it.

The canine was within about sixty paces now, still slinking curiously but cautiously towards the decoy. Slowly, Oram sighted the starlight beam a little behind the creature’s shoulder. He was shooting slightly from the front, so he had to mentally adjust the angle to the creature’s heart. Once he thought he had the shot lined up properly, he pulled the trigger.

With a clack, the loaded bolt disappeared from Oram’s weapon. The coyote twitched and started, the way it would if a bee had stung it, and then the crossbow bolt was in its flank. The creature turned and took a few lurching steps back towards the edge of the clearing before it dropped. After a few twitches, it stopped moving.

The kill had been almost anticlimactically swift and clean. Oram lay on the windrow, looking blankly at the animal for a few trills before finally venturing to rise and approach it. It was definitely dead; he had just killed his first coyote. He did not intend for it to be his last. Nor did he intend ever to tell the other Rangers that he had actually used his calf call to catch them..
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Re: ...and Coyote (Eatimus chickenus)

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Knowledge:
[Animal Husbandry] Even small calves have surprisingly deep voices.
[Combat:Ranged] Using a beam of light to assist in aim.
[Hunting] Making and using simple decoys.
[Hunting] Using calls to attract animals.
[Hunting] Coyote behavior and perceptiveness.
[Stealth] Using a duplicity suit for camouflage in a windrow.

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Lost: -
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Injuries: -
Renown: 5, for killing a coyote.
Magic XP: -
Skill Review: Appropriate to level.
Points: 10
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Comments: When I checked the review request thread and saw the title (Eatimus chickenus! I love that!) and the warning about graphic mooing, I just knew that I had to review this thread!

That being said, you presented a bit of a mystery at the beginning of the thread. I was curious as to why people had been seeing more strays recently as well. I also can’t help but wonder what happened to the guard dogs from Slag’s Deep, provided that there were any!

I was amused when Oram thought of coyotes and Hop made that comment about books. It is obvious that Oram doesn’t enjoy reading books. I admire him for doing it regardless though!

I appreciate that you described Oram finding out how to hunt coyotes in so much detail. The conversation with Eise Feyborn gives me the impression that you have done some research. When Oram tried to moo, I couldn’t help but laugh. That was such an amusing scene!

I didn’t know that Oram has a Duplicity Suit, by the way. Using it to blend in with his surroundings when he was looking for the coyotes was quite a clever idea in my opinion!

I appreciate that you didn’t make the hunt easy, but that Oram’s first attempt was a failure. I wonder if that coyote really uses the bolt that was stuck in its butt as a chew toy now.

Unfortunately, I don’t think we’ll ever find out …

Oram really impressed me with his creativity in this thread. The part where he covered his stone horse Rocky with fur in order to disguise it as an injured calf was great, for example. And it even worked. Hopefully, he’ll be able to kill the rest of the coyotes as well!

All in all, this was a very entertaining thread, and for that reason, I'm nominating you for the following medal:

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