83rd Ymiden, 717
"I can see that!" Faith said, her tone sharp and a deep frown on her forehead.
"Alright, love, I waz jus' sayin' it. Famula's knocker's yer snippy when yer knocked up." PB, the small chalk drawn bunny who was the companion to so many of Faith's dreams eyed her critically. He considered it something of an achievement, in truth. Being able to eye someone critically when ones eyes were just dots of chalk was quite an excellent thing to be able to do, but PB, somehow, managed it.
"I can see perfectly well that it appeared to be raining ducks, PB, I am not being snippy and I am most certainly not 'knocked up'." Faith was rather horrified at the term, in honesty.
The small chalk drawing laughed, clutching the empty space where his tummy would be. "Of course yer not snippy, my little trout'n'toolbox. Yer always prone to this kind of behaviour. You, Little Miss Do-Right, should have called you Doris, not Faith, then you'd be Doris Do-Right, wouldn't you?"
Faith was sitting, on the bright blue grass as the multicoloured ducks rained down around her. There were trees either side of the path which trailed towards a very fancy looking castle from quite another dream, but in this one she and PB were sitting together and trying to sort out words. There were a lot of words and they needed to be put into different boxes. There was only one problem, as far as Faith could see.
"PB?" she asked, and the bunny looked at her with a wide eyed expression. "I don't know any of these words, so how can I sort them into good words, bad words and ...." looking at the label on the third box, she quirked an eyebrow, "words which it is ok for PB to use but only cos I loves him?" Faith couldn't suppress the grin at that and she looked at the bunny.
"Aww, you loves me?" PB shot back, quickly, clutching at his heart, "I'm touched, Faithy, I really am."
"No, that's just what it says here. In your handwriting."
"Don't be ridiculous, love, that isn't my 'andwritin. I can prove it too. Look. I'll show you my stud-muffin impression whilst provin' it, cos I am that kind of multi-taskin' fella."
"I wish you wouldn't call him that." Faith looked at PB seriously as she made that point.
"I know you do, but look," PB was playing, although Faith didn't realise it, to the audience which he had spotted, but she had not. He whipped out a pair of spectacles and stood up to his full height (still not high, he was a chalk bunny, after all) and he started to pace up and down a small area, talking in his best 'giving a lecture' voice. "I can prove, hitherto an' wherewithall an' up an' down the stairs that, furthermore, there is no reliable nor science-terrific way that those there words what is written can be written by the innocent, the marvellous and the much-more-'andsome-than-me, PB. Evidence! A scientist must have evidence!" During PB's little demonstration, Faith shook her head and started to try and organise the boxes for the words.
"An' the evidence is simple. PB is a bunny. Bunnies do not 'ave 'ands and therefore! Forsooth! Widdles and wet patches! Verily, but! Lo! PB, without 'ands, can not, logically speakin' an all, 'ave 'andwriting, can he? No. HAH! Science wins!"
PB turned to the young man who was there and added, with a very wicked chalk grin, "He's jus' like that you know. Ole stud muffin. You should hear his pillow-talk, OW!"
The last he said as Faith casually threw a small piece of chalk from her pocket at him, which bounced off his head. "Stop it, PB. Hello Arlo," the young woman gestured to the very large box which was filled with words. "I don't suppose you can read, can you? I seem to have forgotten how."
"Alright, love, I waz jus' sayin' it. Famula's knocker's yer snippy when yer knocked up." PB, the small chalk drawn bunny who was the companion to so many of Faith's dreams eyed her critically. He considered it something of an achievement, in truth. Being able to eye someone critically when ones eyes were just dots of chalk was quite an excellent thing to be able to do, but PB, somehow, managed it.
"I can see perfectly well that it appeared to be raining ducks, PB, I am not being snippy and I am most certainly not 'knocked up'." Faith was rather horrified at the term, in honesty.
The small chalk drawing laughed, clutching the empty space where his tummy would be. "Of course yer not snippy, my little trout'n'toolbox. Yer always prone to this kind of behaviour. You, Little Miss Do-Right, should have called you Doris, not Faith, then you'd be Doris Do-Right, wouldn't you?"
Faith was sitting, on the bright blue grass as the multicoloured ducks rained down around her. There were trees either side of the path which trailed towards a very fancy looking castle from quite another dream, but in this one she and PB were sitting together and trying to sort out words. There were a lot of words and they needed to be put into different boxes. There was only one problem, as far as Faith could see.
"PB?" she asked, and the bunny looked at her with a wide eyed expression. "I don't know any of these words, so how can I sort them into good words, bad words and ...." looking at the label on the third box, she quirked an eyebrow, "words which it is ok for PB to use but only cos I loves him?" Faith couldn't suppress the grin at that and she looked at the bunny.
"Aww, you loves me?" PB shot back, quickly, clutching at his heart, "I'm touched, Faithy, I really am."
"No, that's just what it says here. In your handwriting."
"Don't be ridiculous, love, that isn't my 'andwritin. I can prove it too. Look. I'll show you my stud-muffin impression whilst provin' it, cos I am that kind of multi-taskin' fella."
"I wish you wouldn't call him that." Faith looked at PB seriously as she made that point.
"I know you do, but look," PB was playing, although Faith didn't realise it, to the audience which he had spotted, but she had not. He whipped out a pair of spectacles and stood up to his full height (still not high, he was a chalk bunny, after all) and he started to pace up and down a small area, talking in his best 'giving a lecture' voice. "I can prove, hitherto an' wherewithall an' up an' down the stairs that, furthermore, there is no reliable nor science-terrific way that those there words what is written can be written by the innocent, the marvellous and the much-more-'andsome-than-me, PB. Evidence! A scientist must have evidence!" During PB's little demonstration, Faith shook her head and started to try and organise the boxes for the words.
"An' the evidence is simple. PB is a bunny. Bunnies do not 'ave 'ands and therefore! Forsooth! Widdles and wet patches! Verily, but! Lo! PB, without 'ands, can not, logically speakin' an all, 'ave 'andwriting, can he? No. HAH! Science wins!"
PB turned to the young man who was there and added, with a very wicked chalk grin, "He's jus' like that you know. Ole stud muffin. You should hear his pillow-talk, OW!"
The last he said as Faith casually threw a small piece of chalk from her pocket at him, which bounced off his head. "Stop it, PB. Hello Arlo," the young woman gestured to the very large box which was filled with words. "I don't suppose you can read, can you? I seem to have forgotten how."

