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47th of Ashan 717

Etzos, ‘The City of Stones’ is a fortress against the encroachment of Immortal domination of Idalos. Founded on the backs of mortals driven to seek their own destiny independent of the Immortals, the city has carved itself out of the very rock of the land. Scourged by terrible wars of extermination, they've begun to grow again, and with an eye toward expansion, optimism is on the rise.

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The Lothar stood with his arms crossed, his glare intent. The human below him was starting to sweat, wiping his brow into his shirt sleeve every so often. "Hmmm..." The silence broke at last and Fridgar's eye traced the Human's as he pondered how he would go about this. Indeed, it was rare that the Lothar was ever seen buying anything, he often took what he wanted or killed to get it, but this was different; never before had he bought a weapon. His eye dragged along the shelves, there was certainly a selection to be had.

A sword maybe? No, everyone and their dog uses a damn sword. A spear? And what, poke someone to death? A bow? No, just no. A knife? get real, what kind of Lothar swings a knife? A whip? Like Woe? That puny guard he overthrew in Rynmere? Absolutely not. A hammer? Now that was something he could get behind, though if he wanted to inflict blunt force trauma, he had his fists. Finally, he set his eye upon it - The perfect weapon for a man of his stature and strength. "That one." Fridgar decided with a point, the man jumped. "Y-yup! whatever you want, sir!" the shaky human responded with enthusiasm and standing to attention. He slid a stool out from under the desk and stepped up onto it to take hold of the weapon Fridgar had asked for.

"And how much is that?" Fridgar asked, reaching into his pocket. "O-oh, it's t-twenty gold nel, but-" Fridgar put the coins on the desk with an unintentional slam of his paw. "Now gimme." he demanded, reaching out his clawed hands to collect his goods. The man jolted as expected at the sudden thud of his paw and very eagerly handed over the weapon. It had a fair weight to it, a human would have called it heavy. Still though, he'd seen weapons similar being used with a shield, his logic dictated that he could use it one handed. Seeing Fridgar get a feel for the weight, the shopkeeper added "M-most people use it with a shield, I can sell you one cheap if-" he started, only to be interrupted. "-Nah, shields are for pussies." Fridgar turned and halted, turning back to the man who had sighed with relief before standing to attention once more. "How do i carry this without looking like a psycho?" He asked with a tilt of his head.

The man would look confused and frightened to the Lothar before widening his eyes in understanding "I can give you a holster for the back or belt for free, really, it's no trouble." at this point, he just wanted Fridgar out of his store. The human squatted down to pick up one such holster, fitted for the weapon. It appeared to be some sort of accessory for the belt, Fridgar smiled. "Wow, thanks!" happily, he snatched the relatively small piece of material and threaded it through his belt before stepping out of the store with his new one handed war axe holstered.

He didn't get why the shop keeper was so jumpy around him, perhaps he just had a bad experience with giant, broad, dark, horrifically scarred, one eyed men that stunk of raw meat, who knew? Regardless, Fridgar walked down the street with his new weapon in tow - headed for the city gates of a name he couldn't recall. he was due to meet with Paplo who had agreed to help him go hunting for totems. Walking with Paplo always made him feel hungry, he was fully prepared to have to maul a forest animal totrial. And what a nice trial it was, the cold of Cylus had almost completely faded and a pleasant warmth had filled the space it left behind. The sky was mostly blue with streaks of white clouds lining it. The sun was bright and cast defined shadows behind buildings except for the spells that clouds would roll in front to block its rays.

When the giant had finally reached the gate, he waited, ready for the grand totem collection to begin. The goose totem had long since removed itself from his arsenal, rejected by his spark. Whatever totems they were to harvest, it seemed would have to be predators.
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20gn - One handed War Axe
4gn - Leather Belt
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The Mortalborn stood with his arms crossed, his glare intent. The human below him was starting to sweat, wiping his brow into his shirt sleeve every so often. "Hmmm..." The silence broke at last and Paplo's eye traced the Human's as he pondered how he would go about this. It wasn't so rare that the Mortalborn was seen purchasing something, rarely stealing or killing for it, and this wasn't different; it was always food what he purchased. His eyes dragged along the shelves, there was certainly a selection to be had.

A dog morsel, maybe? No, everyone made their dogs into morsels nowadays. A rat morsel? What, and barely poke his appettite? An eyeball? No, just no. Rooster comb? get real, what kind of Mortalborn eats cooked combs? Horse steak? Like Noth? That savage that lived in a cavern? Absolutely not. Pork testes? Now that was something he could get behind, though if he wanted to eat testicles, he had his own. Finally, he set his eye upon it – the perfect meal for a man of his stature and origin.
“That one.” Paplo decided with a point, the butcher jumping.
“Y-yup, whatever you want, sir!” the old man responded with enthusiasm and standing to attention. He slid a knife out from under the counter and used it to take a hold of the piece Paplo had asked for.

When Paplo finally left the butchery with three and a half lettuces, and began walking towards the Great Parhn Gate, location in which he and Fridgar were to meet before beginning their expedition – or so the Becomer believed. Paplo was shy with violence, often going out of his way to escape it, avoid it, or ignore it. It wasn't out of fear, as he had been cut, gutted and stabbed more times than he could remember, all of which without a scar. However, what scared him was the invidiual that had found a reason to penetrate him with a weapon, and having driven him to do such a violent action against someone as sweet as he was. Plus, stabs and cuts did damage his clothing, which he couldn't repair. Yet. One day, thought Paplo, he'd have clothing that wouldn't get dirty or broken.

Because of all these reasons, Paplo had no intention whatsoever to take Fridgar on a walk. He and his goose totem had been useful, but not because of gratitude he'd expose himself to filth, grime, and more piles of discarded clothing. The option of going naked was there, of course, but he feared the Lothar would begin a game of sizes, which despite Paplo being able to enlarge his own size at will, he already began with a great disadvantage. Fridgar was much bigger, but size wasn't everything. The smaller creatures were often the most dangerous, and being almost seven feet of height made Fridgar a beckon of attention.

When he reached the Gate, said notion was confirmed, for despite Fridgar being able to blend in with those of his same origin – those being the watchtowers, of course – he still stood out amongst the mortals. Biting from his lettuce quite joyfully, as the teacher had been dreaming of eating vegetables since the Cold cycle, he approached.
“You made it, my friend!” he exclaimed from the distance. “I see that you are anxious to start our voyage. How are you?” Being a good gentleman, he offered the Lotharr the half lettuce he had purchased, already expecting it to be rejected.
“I have contacted one of my former co-workers, and he has been kind enough to point me in the direction of a location suitable for our needs.” He smiled. “He's also allowed us to take his sturdy card and loyal beast for our transportation needs. It's just a few breaks away, do not worry. Our ride is waiting for us by the Crooked Cock, that really nice inn down in the Outer Perimeter.”

“We'll head out whenever you're ready.”

Paplo had done his research. A break or two to the west stood a nice forest with plenty of edible plants he couldn't wait to taste, and, according to the people he had interrogated, it was absolutely clear of any sort of dangers. Not even rocks were seen in those soft soils and green grasses full of flowers. No more damaging his suit, and no more rolling in the dirt.
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Eventually, Paplo arrived. The human was usually on time, but he'd somehow found a way to be late. It barely occurred to him that his strange companion was eating raw lettuce, but it was better than half the raw things that Fridgar put in his mouth. Silently, he watched with a smile as the human approached. Paplo looked to be enjoying himself with the lettuce, a little too much if anything. It had been quite some time since anything sweet had passed Fridgar's lips and stayed down. He didn't yet miss the taste and texture of fruit, the way an apple would softly crunch while seeping sweet juices into his dry, longing maw. Fridgar had begun drooling from the corner of his mouth.

Fridgar shook his head, snapping himself from an apparent daydream before rubbing his one eye. "I think so." Fridgar replied sarcastically, though he knew he shouldn't be mad about Paplo's failure to turn up on time; he couldn't help but feel mildly irritated about the whole thing. Fortunately, Paplo noticed his irritation and called him out on it "I'm fine, ready to get going." He spoke with a gesture to his whole body. With a look at the approaching male, he considered not asking how he was, but decided against it "And you? 'You alright?" that sufficed. Eventually, Fridgar mulled over and rolled his eye. Paplo was a friend despite the goose incident and had agreed to help him hunt - How could he stay mad?

While the lettuce was beyond tempting, Fridgar managed the strength to wave it away with a turn of his nose. "I don't do veggies, you know that." He spoke, wiping away the streak of drool with his sleeve. Evidently, his body seemed to think he could do veggies. Fridgar had started to smile as Paplo explained the strings he'd pulled for their benefit, though frowned when he mentioned the loyal beast and the distance. If this hunger persisted, they might very well be walking. "A few breaks?" The Lothar groaned, throwing his head back. "Ughh... Why?" more complaining followed. The giant was apparently unfond of travel. "Can't we just run or something?" he spoke half serious.

Eventually, the two set off for the outer perimeter's inn. Fridgar dragged his paws in protest, refusing to enjoy himself like a child. Occasional groans would fill the otherwise silent walk before Fridgar spoke "I'm already bored just thinking about it!". He had no desire to travel for breaks just to chop up some animals. Chop up? It was only then that Fridgar realised that he'd bought a weapon. "Oh!" Fridgar spoke at last, words and not groans. "Paplo, did I show you my new axe?" He asked, drawing the weapon in public before violently swinging it with one hand, striking nothing but air. "Cool, right?" He asked with an excited grin.

As they walked on, they reached the inn. If Paplo had confiscated Fridgar's axe, he would ask for it back. "What kind of beasts are we fighting, anyway?" The Lothar would ask out loud, surely, that far out would have plenty of savage beasts to harvest. Little did the Lothar know that he was being set up for vegetable sampling as he climbed into the indicated cart.
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Paplo remained adamant in his attempts to drag Fridgar along. It was both a chance to taste some pretty roots and collect some for later, and clear up the favor he owed the Lothar. The Mortalborn couldn't sympathize with anyone, especially with someone that sought violence. In that sense, the two had an incompatible friendship. Nonetheless, word is bond, or so it was in this society, and Paplo couldn't allow bad reputation to proceed his public face.
“Quite the formidable weapon,” he commented. “I believe the combinaiton of the axe and your surely supernatural strength will be enough to defeat the most terrible of beasts.”

Paplo could agree on the journey ahead. Traveling was hard and stupid. With a few coins, you could have everything delivered to your doorstep – or the doorstep of your inn, if the teacher's case. It was better than being a savage and looking for it yourself.
“I agree. I was thinking of going to the central part of that one forest, but we may just go to the eastern one, which is closer. If we hurry the horses, we could be there in a single break. You could nap meanwhile, to get ready for the battle, you know?”

It was quite clear that Fridgar was somewhat naive - he was too easy to fool. Even the orphans were more prepared to deal with a lie than this colossus was, and that was somewhat peculiar. For a moment, Paplo truly believed he was interacting with a child for a moment, yet that thought quickly left him when he realized the amount of damage this brute could cause in a matter of thrills. This mere sense of danger removed any possible formations of sympathy within him.

The cart was old and battle-tested by the many rough terrains it had moved through. It wasn't fancy by any means, but it seemed solid enough to transport a good pile of bodies – or so Paplo concluded with a simple glance. He once had a very similar cart for those same reasons, a cart he dragged himself after accidentally eating the donkey designated for that task. It wasn't until he was ambushed and robbed of even his clothing by some friendly bandits that Paplo hadn't owned any means of transporation. It seemed like a lifetime ago, considering how well situated he currently was. Attatched to this sturdy cart were two horses, which weren't in their prime but seemed capable enough to not die from a sudden gust of cold wind. That was enough for now.

While Fridgar made himself comfortable on top of it, Paplo spoke with the owner that had lended him the cart.
“Good morning, Allermann. Thank you once again for doing me this favor,” spoke Paplo with his exotic charm.
“Bah! No problem at all,” said the so called Allermann, an old man with a slightly tilted head, the last white hairs remaining on his scalp unable to hide the many burn marks of past sunburns. His features, wrinkled as they were, still gave the impression of a grumpy man, which differed greatly from reality. “Just make sure you bring back my beasts safe, eh?” he said, slapping one of the horses' rear.
“Of course, we will be very careful,” assured Paplo. “One more thing; we want to be done with this as soon as we can, so we'll try to reach the eastern end of the Tiltically Forest to spare some time. Emh... how...?”
“The eastern end? No roads lead there directly, I can tell you that much. You'll have to go through the fields...” There was clear worry in the old man's voice.
“Do not fear, my friend. My companion is a strong warrior, so neither your beasts nor your cart will be in danger. Look at the size of his arm,” said Paplo, pointing a thumb over his shoulder. “It's as big as our two legs together.”
The old man looked towards Fridgar, and confirmed that statement as truth.
“Alright, then do like we talked about. When you reach the Stone Pinnacle, turn left through the field and go on for about... say... ten bits, and you should be there.” Pause. “You know, nobody goes to the eastern end for some reason. Maybe that end is untouched.”
“Hopefully,” smiled Paplo.
“Anyway, I've left you some baskets in the cart. Bring me something from over there, will you? And you owe me dinner, remember that.”
“Of course.”

After shaking hands, Paplo mounted the cart, took a hold of the reigns, and after making sure Fridgar was still on board, they departed. They would not stop until they were there, and so the open day would be their only company for the day. It would be a good day.
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Dead thread. Boo, hiss. Kovic's various interactions with different people across all the threads I've read are kind of fascinating. He definitely seems to adapt himself to the individual.

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Comments: This thread felt weirdly completed even with the cliff hanger, maybe because they had their shopping sprees first. A different side of Fridgar for me to see and its funny how little he cares or notices how strange he can seem to others, well done, pity you guys didn't get to finish it!

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