
62nd of Zi’da, 716
22nd Break
It seemed that poor old Blob had finally perished.22nd Break
As Paplo loomed over his corpse, a noisy finger came forth, poking the male’s backside in hopes of getting any sort of response – which, of course, did not come. What had once been a smiling old man was now another meal for the Mortalborn, whom arched his eyebrows whilst he stared at the laying frame of the deceased. His poke desisted, and his hands now formed nets, which quickly frisked the pockets of the male to find, as expected, nothing save dust. The clothes themselves seemed unusable, especially once Paplo noted how they glued to the dead man’s body, held together by accumulated sweat and muck. Looting the homeless was not a very rewarding vocation, he thought. Looking over his shoulder, Paplo fell quiet, and listened to whatever sounds were present.
The Etzori Underground was as silent as usual, especially at night. The infinite tunnels and clandestine locations had plenty of space to be spread out, and so said cavernous – and rather occult – location was given soundtrack by occasional water drops coming from somewhere, a disturbingly proximate screech of some sort, or the faint sounds of cracking stone, which did nothing but state how the tunnels lacked any sort of maintenance. Footsteps, light sources, or even fresh breeze were rare, and so was any visitors to the enormous and well-guarded Etzori secret. One’s imagination faltered were they to imagine what sort of locations existed beneath the Etzori ground, and even Paplo struggled to resist the temptation of venturing within the dark every so often. At the least, he could find something that called his attention. At best, he could find a meal. This seemed to be his lucky trial, considering his meal laid just before him.
The suited and well-fashioned male stood up with a sigh, glancing for the last time at the pitch black tunnels that awaited past his torch light. The torch itself roared fiercely, as if the flames were fueled by farts accumulated within the tunnels – something that would be imaginable considering the foul smell of these passages. The logistics of transporting the body for its consumption were still somewhat unclear, yet the Mortalborn blindly trusted in optimism; perhaps a conveniently freshly-abandoned bakery awaiting for some fodder, its furnaces lit and roaring for the next delicacy. If that was not possible, then a comfortable corner or a sewer would suffice, too. Eating the poor was not something one could find pride in, yet the option seemed far more viable than spending three trials of wages in one lunch. Teaching orphans was the worst. Plus, they would be more useful if Paplo were to ingest them.
Taking the dead man by its foot, Paplo began dragging him through the stone floor. His torch was kept high, illuminating his path forth – or it should’ve, as Paplo could barely advance. It seemed whatever muck the dead man had sweated was indeed some very powerful glue, for Paplo couldn’t drag the body. As he looked towards it, he saw a trail of blood having been left behind by the individual’s face, which had been badly scraped against the rough stone below. The food was being contaminated! Letting go of the foot, Paplo would ponder. Carrying the body on his shoulder would be efficient but unwise, as his suit needed not any improper muck or smell on it. For his meal to be halted for such a petty detail spoke greatly of how ambitiously stupid his Paplo Ynush role was.
“Great,” said the man to himself, now leaning down and taking a hold of both dead feet. Their smell was far from appealing, but regardless, Paplo began yanking the body. It moved indeed, sliding down the tunnels like a sled down a slope. It slid, and it slid, until the reindeer Paplo apparently played had exhausted himself from the effort. The realization of the ridicule he was performing came to him at last, and so the man finally let go of his act. By doing so, the male began undressing himself, folding his suit nicely on the cleanest nearby spot he could find, eager to just consume the corpse right here and right now. Nobody would come, anyway, least they were foolish enough to venture in the underground at night.
And if they came, they’d be a good dessert.