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Let's play a little game. Copy a line from the chat, or from a post, and post it here. Don't give it a context at first, but simply make it mean something completely different from what it's author intended to. Afterwards, do give it a little context.

I'll begin - or shall I say, Noth will begin.

Noth: I love biting into a piece of meat, and sucking out all the juices. - Noth on being an avid carnivore.
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(01:43:39) Atashi: Eat me daddy - Atashi's requested punishment after doing a bad deed. Just sayin'
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(03:47:34) Niv: he was thinking with his genitals and got stabbed with a boot knife

It's a deer, we're talking about a deer that Jon killed. Jesus, you're awful.
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(21:46:48) Niv: baised on the situation it made sense...but that poor stupid deer
(21:47:12) (Jon): Yes
(21:47:15) (Jon): Yes
(21:47:34) Niv: he was thinking with his genitals and got stabbed with a boot knife.

I was just stating what happened okay >__> I wasn't the one that stabbed the horny deer. Jeeezus.
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(21:17:06) Jade: I thought it was bigger <.<

OUCH!

Jade talking about boat sizes.
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(02:19:11) Noth: Once intestines get involved, you know things are going south.

Noth talking about romance. Don't think wrong, you pervs! :P
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(23:10:07) Neronin: i only fondle mummies in the front

Nero confesses his necrophilia. smh
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(00:16:15) Djinn: Garr eats everything.
(00:16:40) Djinn: He's about to eat a piece of Kovic and mutate the fuck out.
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(20:29:03) Doran: Child soup would probably taste a lot better!
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Than what!?
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