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Yes, hello! Now you might be thinking, "Wait, clickbait title... a name that's derived from a completely useless bird and an absolutely horrendeous typing errr that's already in the second sentence. This man must be insane!" Well I assure you, that's not the case. WAIT DON'T GO, you see uhh, this is my natural personality! I like to act dramatical and murder-y at the same time, it's just fun. So is seeing other people's faces contort in pure hatred and vemon as they see me rolling puns and references off my tongue like a snake, but they're just hating so it's okay.

Now for the actual introduction! I'll answer the questions that Jade thankfully provided to those who are incredibly inadequate at introducing themselves. THANK YOU JADE!! (No offense or pun intended whatsoever.)

● Have you roleplayed before? If so, where? If you have, how long have you been roleplaying for?
- In fact I have, I have roleplayed for around 2 years already I think on around three sites or so. And, although I kind of suck as you can plainly see, I do really enjoy it. I guess there's just something about interacting with other people and being social that kind of feels good you know. Although, I definitely have to say that human contact in itself is uhhh.. is just.. It's just no.
● Do you have any nicknames you go by? Is there a name you prefer people to call you?
- I, myself don't actually have one. I mean some call me 'Idiot' but that's not very... well actually it pretty much defines me. But! Just in case you don't want to be the same as uhhh like 95% of the entire population. Then Crow fits, for now.
● What are some of your most favorite characters you've made? They can be from MMORPGs, Video Games, etc.
- Without going into too much detail, I have made a non-existant, psychological serial killer and a character who hates everybody, but secretly also cares about, well, everyone yet, he can't show it in any way. And his name is Crow. A complete tsundere basically.
● Is there anything you're excited about when it comes to the Standing Trials RP? Anything that you're concerned with?
- Actually I'm really excited; I enjoy the medieval genre the most and this definitely has such a strong medieval vibe to it that just makes you twitch in absolute amazement. (I'm so looking forward to RPing with people here! Oh what? I got a restraining order? Great!) But I am concerned with how much info there is though, it's amazing and kind of just makes you wow.
● Do you consider yourself skilled in something (Art for example), if so, what is it? Do you have a favorite hobby besides RPing?
- Meh, piano. Hobbies is soccer. And well, programming sort of.
● What is something unique about you?
- I can touch my toes. I love showing it to other people who just don't give a single flying rat tooth about it.
● How did you find us?
- I was on the toilet, thinking on whether I should waste another day of my summer watching all seven movies of Hairy Porter again or by binge rereading all of the "Oh Lord, Why Are We Fighting Against A Literal Eyeball" books again. OR, my personal favourite, watching the video of Titanic sinking for like three hours straight. Anyway, I was considering all that, when I suddenly came across this wonderful site called toprpsites where this place was featured somewhere on the fifteenth or sixteenth or- the point is I found it on that site.

Anyway, all terrible jokes aside, I really am looking forward to meeting ya'll and RPing with you all. SOooooo yeah.

Disclaimer: I am not at fault if or when one of the readers of this post becomes blind.
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Welcome to the site! Hope you have a great time - do ask questions and pop into chat etc. The folks are friendly and it's a great place!
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I can't touch my toes. :( I'm envious.

That said, welcome to Standing Trials! You've already poked your head into the Chat and gotten familiar with a few of the regulars in there, so you're well on your way already! Don't hesitate to ask if you've got any questions about the game or the setting or let us know if you need any help. We're always happy to help out when people need it, which goes for both staff and players.

Also, your name is still weirding me out. :lol:
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You sound like fun :) welcome.
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So, this is a super belated welcome, but I do want to pop in and say hi because a) we haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet, and b) because your introductory post made me LOL.

Couple things:

1. "A name that's derived from a completely useless bird” --> ded

2. "I like to act dramatical and murder-y at the same time” --> Have you met Maltruism yet? I think you two would get along splendidly.

3. “So is seeing other people's faces contort in pure hatred and vemon as they see me rolling puns and references off my tongue like a snake.” --> YES. Another one for the punhouse. Has chat sent introduced you to the Pun Corner yet?

4. ”Hobbies is soccer” --> Mine too! I love playing soccer. I’ve already forced Zenith to listen to me talk about my games far too often, so it’ll be nice to have another victim player to prattle to.

I’m looking forward to seeing your PC come to life, Crow! If you have any questions while you’re getting settled, please don’t hesitate to reach out to myself or another staff member.
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