23rd Cylus, 720.....
Vega was scouting the stormlands with a group of volunteers and knights. The knight in question who was in charge was, in Vega's opinion, an unmitigated asshat. He and she had not got off to a good start. As they had got ready, she'd made sure to introduce herself - as any who knew her would know, doing so was an important thing to Vega. His response had been clear. "I don't care who you are. You are aware that I am in charge here and you will follow my command," Vega looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "Right. But if we don't know each others names - communicatin' is gonna be tricky, innit?" He looked at her and said, firmly. "Call me Lieutenant. And I'll call you Vega." She looked at him and raised an eyebrow. Vega wasn't good with rude, and she wasn't good with stupid, and she really really wasn't good with arrogant - and this guy was all three. So, Vega had looked at him and she smiled. "I'm gonna call you Jack, because I don't call people by their job-title, it's rude. An' I don't like rude. So. Jack." 'Jack' gave a slight shrug and Vega returned a cheery grin to him. He hadn't asked her why the name, but he would, she knew. He was holding on, but he wouldn't be able to resist eventually.
As they made their way, things did not get better.
'Jack' barked orders and Vega had to bite her tongue more than once. There were four knights other than Jack, and four volunteers other than her. Ten of them in total to scout the Stormlands and try and see if they could recover any of the lost animals. When Jack called her, he called her "Civilian! Vega!" She thought frankly that she deserved some kind of medal for not folding his face in half then, but then there was the moment where he clicked his fingers as he called her.
" Did your mother not love you?" Vega asked, looking at him. "Or did the other kids beat you up when you were little? Or maybe, yer overcompensatin' for yer incredibly small penis?" There was a guffaw from one of the other volunteers, and a few of the less highly-strung knights flickered brief smiles. "I don't know what yer boggle is you insufferable turd, but I'm not someone you wanna be clickin' your fingers at."
He raised an eyebrow at her. "Oh, really? And what will you do about it? I've heard about you and your exploits, well there are people here now with real discipline, and as such, you're going to have to learn to stay in line. So if I click my fingers, girl," he clicked his fingers once more. Vega watched him calmly. "Then your only response is 'how high, sir?'" Vega shook her head. "An' as for what I'll do about it," she said, and she pulled her sword and moved towards him. "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do about it."
His eyes widened and then he realised that not only was Vega pulling her sword, but so too were all the soldiers and volunteers. He recognised this as Vega said, "If you irritate me too much, I might not save yer life from this lot." She stepped forward as the frogernickels and two mother-nickels burst forth out of the ground close by them.
"Close up the ranks for the love of Xiur!" Vega said and Jack started shouting orders. The Knights fell in and got moving, and she did the same. But, as she looked at what was happening, slicing at first one creature, then another, Vega got a sinking feeling.
"Where are they comin' from!?"
As they made their way, things did not get better.
'Jack' barked orders and Vega had to bite her tongue more than once. There were four knights other than Jack, and four volunteers other than her. Ten of them in total to scout the Stormlands and try and see if they could recover any of the lost animals. When Jack called her, he called her "Civilian! Vega!" She thought frankly that she deserved some kind of medal for not folding his face in half then, but then there was the moment where he clicked his fingers as he called her.
" Did your mother not love you?" Vega asked, looking at him. "Or did the other kids beat you up when you were little? Or maybe, yer overcompensatin' for yer incredibly small penis?" There was a guffaw from one of the other volunteers, and a few of the less highly-strung knights flickered brief smiles. "I don't know what yer boggle is you insufferable turd, but I'm not someone you wanna be clickin' your fingers at."
He raised an eyebrow at her. "Oh, really? And what will you do about it? I've heard about you and your exploits, well there are people here now with real discipline, and as such, you're going to have to learn to stay in line. So if I click my fingers, girl," he clicked his fingers once more. Vega watched him calmly. "Then your only response is 'how high, sir?'" Vega shook her head. "An' as for what I'll do about it," she said, and she pulled her sword and moved towards him. "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do about it."
His eyes widened and then he realised that not only was Vega pulling her sword, but so too were all the soldiers and volunteers. He recognised this as Vega said, "If you irritate me too much, I might not save yer life from this lot." She stepped forward as the frogernickels and two mother-nickels burst forth out of the ground close by them.
"Close up the ranks for the love of Xiur!" Vega said and Jack started shouting orders. The Knights fell in and got moving, and she did the same. But, as she looked at what was happening, slicing at first one creature, then another, Vega got a sinking feeling.
"Where are they comin' from!?"