Ashan 60, Arc 720
On the 28th of Ashan, Devin Thorn, thief, conman extraordinaire and priest of Delroth (and magical mutant!) sat behind the desk in his living room, a quill in his hand, a stack of papers and an inkwell in front of him and a murderous look on his face. Normally, he quite loved being a priest, especially a priest of that particular Immortal. He got to wear fancy outfits and surround himself with items of luxury (and his favourite animals, namely birds), and after mass, he often invited a worshipper or two into the backroom in order to do all kinds of inappropriate things with them. Why did priests have to deliver sermons though?
He was suffering from a complete and utter case of writer’s block. He had already been sitting behind his desk for approximately a break and written exactly one line. He had greeted the worshippers and thanked them for coming to his shrine, but he hadn’t started with the actual sermon yet. He needed to come up with something that connected Delroth to the worshippers’ everyday life, possibly in a way that made them donate a lot of money when it was time for the collection. The money they donated was kind of his salary, and he wanted to earn a lot money. What more, Delroth demanded his share of the collection as well, being the Immortal of Greed and a couple of other fun concepts!
Maybe he could just hire a ghostwriter to write his sermons for him?
No, Delroth wouldn’t like that.
What should he talk about though?
Maybe he could just talk about his adventures in Desnind and how he had gotten the new sculptures that were on display in the shrine? It didn’t always have to be some barely understandable mystical/religious nonsense, right? If he added a bit about how he’d told the savage Sev’ryn about Delroth, kind of like some sort of missionary, it should be alright, even if it didn’t have a lot to do with Scalvoris. Everybody loved a good adventure story!
With that thought in mind, he turned to his papers again and filled them with his exceedingly messy handwriting, until his fingers started to hurt and cramp like mad, his back hurt, and he felt like murdering someone again.
On the 28th of Ashan, Devin Thorn, thief, conman extraordinaire and priest of Delroth (and magical mutant!) sat behind the desk in his living room, a quill in his hand, a stack of papers and an inkwell in front of him and a murderous look on his face. Normally, he quite loved being a priest, especially a priest of that particular Immortal. He got to wear fancy outfits and surround himself with items of luxury (and his favourite animals, namely birds), and after mass, he often invited a worshipper or two into the backroom in order to do all kinds of inappropriate things with them. Why did priests have to deliver sermons though?
He was suffering from a complete and utter case of writer’s block. He had already been sitting behind his desk for approximately a break and written exactly one line. He had greeted the worshippers and thanked them for coming to his shrine, but he hadn’t started with the actual sermon yet. He needed to come up with something that connected Delroth to the worshippers’ everyday life, possibly in a way that made them donate a lot of money when it was time for the collection. The money they donated was kind of his salary, and he wanted to earn a lot money. What more, Delroth demanded his share of the collection as well, being the Immortal of Greed and a couple of other fun concepts!
Maybe he could just hire a ghostwriter to write his sermons for him?
No, Delroth wouldn’t like that.
What should he talk about though?
Maybe he could just talk about his adventures in Desnind and how he had gotten the new sculptures that were on display in the shrine? It didn’t always have to be some barely understandable mystical/religious nonsense, right? If he added a bit about how he’d told the savage Sev’ryn about Delroth, kind of like some sort of missionary, it should be alright, even if it didn’t have a lot to do with Scalvoris. Everybody loved a good adventure story!
With that thought in mind, he turned to his papers again and filled them with his exceedingly messy handwriting, until his fingers started to hurt and cramp like mad, his back hurt, and he felt like murdering someone again.