"Yuh are most welcam. Yes, please."
He replied as his spirit host lead the way.
Spirits were funny things, but ever since he'd made his connection with Sweetwine, it had become a lot simpler to deal with them. Once you knew what they were about, you just had to accept them for their fetish, or you'd only ever run into trouble.
He looked around the place with idle curiosity as they moved through to where he would find Woe. Chest had remained where he had settled for the time being, but the pack on Winston's back would enable him to present anything he needed if the demand arrose.
A scratch behind the ear was always welcome and he pressed into it ever so slightly as the spirit left. He sat, made himself comfortable and despite not taking long at all, he could feel tension rising in his chest as the anticipation lead to excitement. It all felt so
clandestine and the more he thought about it, the more it made him want to giggle.
He did his best to keep his demeanor in check, but almost certainly failed to hide his nerves.
Winston jumped, just ever so slightly as Woe began to speak through the screen. He waved and smiled, then suddenly recoiled his hand and placed it by his side as he realised he was not being terribly discrete. He let out a little giggle.
"Noh, me nat really da best at dis kinda stoff. Me 'ad planned tuh be all like 'a trial in de life af a smith', bot yuh know. This place 'as a certain ara."
His words were kind and apologetic before realising he was saying stuff he should not and inwardly cursed himself.
Somehow, Woe managed to say things between things. It was a thing of some very genuine marvel that he seemed so easily to get across his meaning without giving anything away... at all. He was certain that Woe was using the word 'shield' to refer to the Ghosts... He could probably manage to try and reply with that in mind.
"Uhhh, Yuh... Me gat some ideas far dat. Me have a 'shield' wid me reet now ef yuh wanted tuh mee... See et?"
The Devil on My Shoulder
Common Sense: Wow! You suck at this!
Winston: Me know, right?
Curiosity: Does he want to meet Shin now?
Winston: Me don't know.
Curiosity: Ask him.
Winston: How?
Curiosity: Just do what he did.
Winston: How?!
Curiosity: I dunno. Just say one thing, but obviously MEAN something else. Duuuuh.
Winston: Me need a pen an' paper...
"What size duh yuh want de shield?.."
... Winston was failing to hide any extra context in his words whatsoever and Woe's so very enormously talented execution of doing just that just lead to the poor ferret feeling like a total failure. Then suddenly something clicked.
"OH! Yes! Plans! One moment Mr Woe Sir."
With that, he turned, summoned a few things from
, including a bit of paper, a pencil and two of his
.
Discreetly taking out the removable Chi-stones from both devices,
which were two halves of the same hole
, he tucked one half into the paper, writing upon it the words 'hold this and think at me'. Followed by a smiley face and a kiss.
He then passed the paper to Woe, if there was a means by which to do so and said.
"Here es some impartant infarmashun yuh shud cansida."
It would not take too much skill to see through Winston's ruse, but as deceptions went, it was
a truth hiding a secret.
If Woe took the paper and touched the stone, he would hear Winston's little voice in his head telepathically.
"Sarry Mr Woe sir, bot me jost nat as gud at de double-meanings as yuh are an' dis es de only way me cud tink tuh actually say de ting dat me mean without... yuh know, sayin' da tings dat me mean."
It turned out that the ferret was a little better at thinking of one thing while doing another then he was at
lying. So he continued to rummage around in his pack as if there was more to be retrieved as the Master spy considered his response.
"Me 'ave cantact with a dozen Wisps, all trained in espionage dat me a've no idea 'ow to manage to good efect an' me 'ave two... mabey four sheps tuh build for the pirate ting with powas me want to keep secret and no idea 'ow tuh do dis eder... Me mean, me cun build de sheps, bot nat in secret... Help me, please?"
He pulled out some genuine plans for shield designs, that detailed light, floatiness, shape and size...
"Noh-noh-noh. Dat's nat all af ef, me es share."
He said aloud as they conversed.